So, we got this printout in a Christmas card from one of our members. It is Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Live in Minnesota..." I thought some were really funny, so I will share a few with you.
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the the food will swim by...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March...
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time...
If you think ketchup is a little too spicy...
If you measure distance in hours...
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching...
If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events...
If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish and venison...
If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked...
If you carry jumper cabels in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them...
If you design you kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit...
If "Down South" to you means Iowa...
If you find -10 degrees a "little chilly"...
Have a good day!!
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